Nowhere we can fly away
Nowhere we can rest
The party is disrupted by
An uninvited guest
Nowhere we can rest
The party is disrupted by
An uninvited guest
NP-1984
I am taking a sick day. As VLV can attest, I am full of this hyper active snot that shoots out of these grotesque rough red holes in my face at super sonic rates that even Chuck effing Yeager would respect.
It is with "cough", great joy, "sneeze", "hack", I bring you Mrs. Anub. She has a special view into the ying and yang of 3 Fingers. She is the mother of 2 Anub children and only by the grace of good beer has she put up with me going on 20 years. Without further ado, welcome HouseOfAnub! %^$#%$
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Well here it goes… my first contribution to the now infamous
3 Fingers and Anub blog. Compared to
what you normally find here I can promise two differences: 1) Coherence and 2)
Better spelling. As I write this my poor
husband (aka Anub) lies near death’s door on the couch suffering from what can
best be described as a bad cold. The
only things keeping him going at this point are watching Tiger at Pebble Beach
and Puffs Plus w/lotion. I may have to
have some “Save Anub” pins made up if things don’t look better soon.
After reading the random ramblings and odd videos that seem
to be his bread and butter I thought a little pop quiz might be fun -- or at
least somewhat entertaining. The
subject, of course, will be the fearless leader of this blog. His faithful readers (there are at least two
so I can make that plural) may think they know the real Anub, but do they really know him?? If you feel you already know too much, or as
much as you would ever like to know, stop reading now.
For the brave souls continuing on, grab a pen and paper and
get ready… this could literally be
the hardest quiz you’ve ever taken.
Part 1, Multiple Choice
1. As
a child he broke his leg doing which of the following:
A.
Sliding into home base and colliding with the
catcher.
B.
Biking too fast downhill and getting his leg
caught up in the spokes.
C.
Skiing + tree = ouch.
D.
Wrestling with his sister.
2. If
he was to overhear someone say Mondo sucks as a designer her would:
A.
Ignore it -- who the hell is Mondo?
B.
Disagree and point out how great Mondo is with
prints.
C.
Pretend to ignore it, but on the inside curse
that bitch who won instead of Mondo.
D.
Think about how he misses Tim and Heidi on All
Stars this season.
3. Which
of the following swill would he find least objectionable:
A.
Miller Lite
B.
Bud Light
C.
Corona
D.
Busch
4. Thanks
to Netflix, he has watched every available episode of which of the following television
series twice… and he thinks the kids watch too much TV:
A.
30 Rock
B.
The Wire
C.
Breaking Bad
D.
Arrested Development
5. Ever
the romantic, he proposed:
A.
At a Yankee game
B.
At a Rush concert
C.
In our basement
D.
Drunk in a bar
6. Which
of these teams almost ruined our wedding:
A.
The Yankees
B.
The Jets
C.
The Knicks
D.
The Blackhawks
7. In
his travels he has had numerous random celebrity encounters/sightings, which of
these is not one of them:
A.
MC Hammer
B.
Bill Cosby
C.
Fred Savage
D.
The Hoff
E.
John F Kennedy, Jr.
8. He
pretends to loathe celebrity news and gossip, but reads what magazine on a
regular basis:
A.
People
B.
Entertainment Weekly
C.
Us Weekly
D.
In Touch
9. This
chokes him up every time:
A.
Anyone sinking a putt on 18 to win
B.
Golfer hugging his dad on 18 at the US Open
C.
Yankees winning the World Series
D.
F*@%# Sanchez and the f*@%# Jets losing in the f*@%#
AFC Championship game two f*@%# years in a row and then not even making the
f*@%# playoffs the following f*@%# year.
F*@%# Brady.
E.
A, B & C.
D just f*@%# pisses him off.
Part 2, True or False
10. He
would rather watch an episode of Downton Abbey than go grocery shopping.
11. His
6 year old son knows more about doing laundry than he does.
12. He
never gets flustered ordering at the drive thru.
13. He
thinks knitting is for old ladies.
14. He thinks Harry Potter books are for kids.
15. Not
only does he think the glass is half empty, but that someone probably spit in
it, too.
16. Pineapple
has no business on a pizza.
That should be plenty for now. Post your answers in the Comment section and we’ll see which sorry soul knows the most about Anub besides me. I’ll supply the correct answers in a couple of days, assuming of course that I’m not too busy distributing those “Save Anub” pins.
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Umm thanks!
Good Night and "COUGH"
Stop spitting in my coffee mug! I'm clueless on most of these, but I'm pretty sure he broke his leg in the spokes of his bike, Miller Lite is the best beer of those that have already been run through the horse once, and he's been watching way too much Jack Donaghy.
ReplyDeleteCould you please re-write this entire post with fewer words, punctuation and logic? I'm a bit confused by it. Thank you. Now on to the quiz:
ReplyDelete1:I want this to be D, but I think it's A.
2:C
3:Trick question. Those are all equally horrid.
4:C
5:C
6:A
7:E
8:B
9:E
10:False but it's a close one.
11:True
12:False
13:True
14:True
15:True and the other glass is filled with pee.
16:True
1. B, assuming his legs were long enough to get caught in the spokes
ReplyDelete2. C
3. D, but only because he thinks it's funny to lap up some Busch.
4. A
5. D? Wishes it was B
6. A
7. D???
8. C
9. E
10. True
11. True
12. False
13. False
14. False
15. True
16. True
HouseofAnub Rules! We need more posts by this this modern day heroine. Praise be HouseofAnub.
ReplyDelete1)b
2)d
3)c
4)c
5)c
6)b
7)e
8)a
9)e
10)true
11)true
12)false
13)true
14)false
15)true
16)false